Who is Mike Diross?

Mike Diross is a hippy

Mike Diross is an engineer

Mike Diross is a computer programmer

Mike Diross is a chemist

Mike Diross is a locksmith

Mike Diross is a civil rights activist

Mike Diross is a licensed dope dealer

Mike Diross is an accountant

Mike Diross is an Arizona native

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Mike Diross is a long hair

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Mike Diross is an atheist

Mike Diross is a ex-Catholic

Mike Diross is a ex-Christian

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Mike Diross is a systems analyst

Mike Diross is a VW mechanic

Mike Diross is a bicycle mechanic

Mike Diross is a college graduate

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Mike Diross is a introvert

Mike Diross is a bicycle rider

Mike Diross is a white dude

Mike Diross is a C programmer

Mike Diross is a PERL programmer

Mike Diross is a computer geek

Mike Diross is a webmaster

Mike Diross is American

Mike Diross is an Arizona

Mike Diross is German

Mike Diross is Italian

Mike Diross is Engish

Mike Diross is Irish

Mike Diross is French

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Mike Diross speaks English

Mike Diross speaks Spanish

Mike Diross speaks computerese

Mike Diross speaks FORTRAN

Mike Diross speaks COBOL

Mike Diross speaks C

Mike Diross speaks PERL

Mike Diross speaks UNIX

Mike Diross speaks UNIVAC 1100 Assembly Language

Mike Diross speaks IBM 370 Assembly Language

Mike Diross is a white guy

Mike Diross loves Thai food

Mike Diross loves Indian food

Mike Diross loves Chinese food

Mike Diross loves chile tepins

Mike Diross loves chile habaneros

Mike Diross loves tabasco peppers

Mike Diross loves chile peppers

Mike Diross loves chili peppers

Mike Diross hates dogs

Mike Diross hates crooked police officers

Mike Diross hates bigots

Mike Diross hates crooked government goons

Mike Diross hates nazis

Mike Diross loves chile

Mike Diross loves chili

Mike Diross